#5 - Disability

At $638 per month, the disability check is a white trash man's best friend. In fact, the pursuit of a disability classification is one of the few areas where white trash men demonstrate initiative, follow-through and a true desire for success - even in the face of genuine obstacles, such as not actually being disabled in any way.

A white trash "disability" typically involves a back or neck injury that will never allow the white trash man to work again. Once so disabled, a white trash man will often use his disability check to purchase a big screen tv and monthly satellite service to provide comfort during the period of his convalescence. However, because $638 per month is not quite enough to provide for all of a white trash man's needs, he often must seek a fiance (see post #1 - "Fiances") to round out his budget. Similarly, a white trash woman's dream is to become engaged to a white trash man drawing disability, while herself collecting both child support from another man and unemployment. This is often referred to as the white trash "triple crown."