White people litigate. White trash people settle out of court.
At least once in each white trash person's life, his or her ship comes in. Be it a slip and fall at Wal-Mart or a food poisoning claim from Krystal, every white trash person in America will receive at least one large cash legal settlement. This payment is known in white trash circles as a "settlement check."
White trash people are almost always, "waitin' on a settlement check." Specifically, in any given commercial situation, white trash people offer to the seller as a sort of collateral or credit rating enhancement, the information that, though Mr. White Trash's funds are temporarily depleted, a settlement check is imminent and all roadblocks to purchase will be cleared.
Once the settlement check arrives it is quickly spent, often on a pit bull, a cell phone minute recharge, and additional rent to own furniture.
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like something a dick headed republican k.k.k. member would say about someone and then end up living the same life as well. If you knew shit you would know 9 times out of 10 a settlement will lead to having more money for medical expenses in the end verses paying a shitty lawyer 40% for letting him gamble with your case in an unfair argumentative system. This is no way of picking out real white trash from the rest of society, more like lets bash on people that encounter trouble in their lifes.
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