Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Stuff White Trash People Do - With Kids and TVs

We're starting a new regular feature here at SWTPL called "Stuff White Trash People Do," offering day-to-day coverage of actual living, breathing White Trash People in the news.

First up is this one:

Stuff White Trash People Do: They put the kid in the trunk to make room in the car for their giant screen TV

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your stuff is hilarious. I never see anyone who has the guts to write this, but it is so true. I lived in Mississippi for 10 years, and I have seen this stuff up close!

About Me said...

Here's some more oddities that White Trash people from Kentucky love:
1. Belly button piercings
2. Golden Corral
3. Bleached hair and over-grown roots
4. Oversized Disney t-shirts
5. Scruncies
6. Crimped hair
7. Wal-Mart
8. K-Mart
9. State fairs
10. Belly shirts
11. Cursing
12. Road rage
13. Coupons
14. Putting out
15. Talking ghetto
16. Stretch jeans
17. White framed sunglasses
18. Myspace
19. WWE Raw
20. Eyeliner
21. Pajama pants as daywear
22. Heaven Hill
23. Florida
24. Cruises
25. Yardsales

mountingandcounting said...

I just stumbled on your blog I had read "Stuff White People Like" which I love but that blog certainly doesn't apply to white trash. Great job! You are destined for a book deal.

Anonymous said...

i believe your deff. doing a wonderful job telling the truth about us white people we just think we're royal and we can do and say whatever we think because we're white but were no better the bum on the street!

fifthgrader said...

1. Jesus

Unknown said...

1. Paying more for car payment than for rent.
2. Switching to all paper plates and forks to avoid doing dishes
3. Hold onto an old beat up vehicle that will never get fixed and brag about its value
4. Leave the tv on all day to keep the room warm.
5. Keep a loaded shotgun under your pillow....