Monday, March 31, 2008

#2 - Pit Bulls

The pit bull is to white trash people as the chocolate lab is to white people. In fact, pit bulls can be viewed as the official mascot of the White Trash Nation.

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The adoption of one's first pit bull puppy is a rite of passage for the young white trash man or woman. For the white trash woman, it means she has established a home of her own; however, in the case of the white trash man, it means he has taken up with - perhaps even become engaged to* - a woman who likes him well enough that she will allow him to move himself and his pit bull puppy into her home.

*See Item #1

22 comments:

Jaloney said...

I LOVE THIS. It is true. Most of the people I see with this dog are low life stupid people and the pitbull advocates who defend the DOG after it kills people with prayer vigals and tears are evil people with NOTHING positive to gather around as a group so they gather around this stupid PITBULL CULT. Visit www.dogsbite.org for more on pitnutters. Also see MAUL TALK on this page to learn how crazy trashy pitbull nutters think and talks.

A. Doode said...

Alas, the much maligned pit bull. These happy, misunderstood creatures of God always seem to get the fecal end of the stick. If the mainstream media bias could be circumvented, and the plethora of Pomeranian & Golden retriever attacks would be published, the Pit Bull would take its rightful spot curled up next to a child near you. Does one honestly think that these loveable, snuggly creatures have a penchant for removing human faces, tearing out throats of children & general evisceration without provocation? I say, nay-nay!

CarlisleHall said...

This is 100% true. The only people who own pit bull-type dogs are those with some sort of inferiority complex who think a "badass" dog proves something. At least 90% of pit bull owners receive some type of public assistance and a high percentage of them have criminal records. If you want to see what a typical pit bull owner looks like, watch the Jerry Springer Show!

Unknown said...

Oh whatever! This is hilarious. More posts please!

puzzled said...

They wouldn't have a reputation if they where not on top of the mauling list with a 200% lead over all other breeds. The only people that don't understand the pitbull...is people that refuse to face facts. Numbers don't lie.

puzzled said...

They wouldn't have a reputation if they where not on top of the mauling list with a 200% lead over all other breeds. The only people that don't understand the pitbull...is people that refuse to face facts. Numbers don't lie.

Realist said...

I see by the comments that the truth hurts a lot of people. With very few exceptions, I've only seen gutter trash owning this breed of dog. Take for instance, the absolute WORST human being I've ever run across in my life--my neighbor. His picture should be in the dictionary for the definition of White Trash, along with his at least eight constantly yapping, dangerous pit bulls. In general with any white trash type, it's not really the dogs' fault, but it is what it is. And of course, being the dumb, chip-on-the-shoulder, bad ass types that they are, their dogs turn out to be as trashy as they are. It's not exclusive to their dogs though; they are hostile in general in just about everything they do, and go out of their way to establish some twisted sort of "dominance" over others by being hostile jackasses. That's just the way most white trash is (and it has little to do with how much money they make or do not make). As for you naysayers, it has nothing to do with "judging" anyone, either. It has to do with observing actions and interaction with others and acting on that information. Also, if some of you know how to count, take a look at dog attack statistics. Numbers do not lie--you can deny it all you want. Your attitude is exactly the same as someone saying, "I've been playing Russian Roulette for years and never blown my head off." Yeah, maybe so, but it doesn't make playing Russian Roulette any smarter, now does it?

Robbie said...
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Jeff said...

Yep even douchebags like you can post

Until YOU HAVE been attacked - STFU & GFY.

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

Yes yes please more comments hysterical. This the wrong page for pittnutters.

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

Sir, it certainly would god damn well be your fault if the dog was bad. Plus, observation of you would determine you're not what you say you're aren't so.....

Unknown said...

Push for breed specific legislation in your area.

Unknown said...

Push for Breed Specific legislation in your area. Not everyone is suited for Pitts let's face it. To says it's discriminatory is blatantly denying the definition of the word "breed"

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Unknown said...

Stereotypes ate based on stats...

Unknown said...

*are

GS Ruddin said...

Pitbulls go along with smelling like beer, tattoos, pick up trucks and a MAGA hats as symbols of white trash lunacy. Same here in Canada and throughout the world I'm sure. Not nice but Reality based on facts and observations.

Unknown said...

I would lay odds that I'm better educated than all you people combined. I have a Pitbull. You wouldn't want a better companion.

Unknown said...

To unknown above:
The blog post is humorous. I'm sure the author does not believe that ALL pit bull owners are white trash idiots. He is saying that, among whites, a randomly selected pit bull owner is far more likely to be a white trash idiot than is a randomly selected owner of most other breeds. And he is obviously right about that. Consider this:

"A total of 166 owners of high risk dogs were compared with 189 owners of low risk dogs. The high risk dog owners had nearly 10 times more criminal convictions than other dog owners. Breaking the data down by categories of criminal behavior they found that high risk dog owners were 6.8 times more likely to be convicted of an aggressive crime, 2.8 times more likely to have carried out a crime involving children, 2.4 times more likely to have perpetrated domestic violence, and 5.4 times more likely to have an alcohol related conviction when compared to low risk dog owners." https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/canine-corner/200903/psychological-characteristics-owners-aggressivedog-breeds

Unknown said...

Almost without exception, every single person I know that owns a pitbull is a trashbag human.